Vladimir Putin Found Dead!

Russian President Vladimir Putin was found dead in his bedroom in Moscow this morning. One of his servants came into his bedroom to give him breakfast but instead found a dead body. Police are doing an investigation. Moscow Police say that Putin’s maid is very sus cuz she was around him a lot and didn’t report the body. They also say his chef is sus cuz last night Putin was having his favourite Russian Apple Pie but he said it tasted funny and he might have put deadly poison in it.