Surprising Results on Wine Consumption in Senior Citizens

The ingredients in white wine has been causing forgetfulness in the senior community. Most common in 80 year old females, they have lost their ability to focus and follow through. Some even claim inability to raise the glass, and in extreme cases they request others to refill. More research is being done, and looking for volunteer applicants.

Seniors who are reporting, are mainly consuming Sauvignon Blanc.

The spouses are reporting memory loss in their partners, along with mood swings, and reporting fake news. To cope with their spouses behavior, they have reportedly been sneaking cookies in closets late at night. They have been trying to hide snickers in healthy rappers such as cliff bars and Kind bars while out on the course. One wife reported seeing her husband paying the delivery man extra for a bite of his candy bar.