SARAH GULCH, YOUNG TEEN, GETS ARRESTED FOR ASSULT

Sarah Gulch, A 12 Year Old Teen, Was Arrested Yesterday Morning For Assaulting Her Dear Aunt Sally over a kenma sticker. This Is What She Had To Say, ” She told me to get on the table and she yee’d the kenma sticker out of my pocket and so I crane kicked her in the face.” She is currently wishing her cow, Miranda, Goodbye as she leaves in the Windowside Police Car. This Is Light Yagami With Channel46news and Back To You Mikasa.