Michigan Girl Reunites One Direction

Many people were heartbroken when hit band One Direction broke up years ago. One girl in particular was crushed. Until, today.
Evelyn Violet Marjorie Merrilat McGuire lives in Ann Arbor Michigan. Now, due to her legendary status, her and her family of cabinet makers, are moving to LA. McGuire dmed each of the members.
“She is annoying and relentless so we just finally agreed.” Says Harry Styles. The other members agree. Tricia McGuire us very proud of her daughter.
“I always taught her to be pushy, I guess it finally payed off!” She then pets her totally not alive coat of rabbits.
McGuire’s school FGR has also let her graduate early, given her accomplishments!!
One Direction will be reunited, with new lead singer, found by none other than McGuire, Cole (Rockboi) Reichelt!