Local Schoolgirl Causes Chaos in School, Experts Believe She Has Severe Brain Problems

At first glance she may seem like a harmless little child, but watch out. Local psychopathic child Anya Sokero just threatened her school with a “frog army.” At first nobody took her seriously. But the next day we found the school was flooded with tiny, yet heavily armed frogs. 24 reporters were murdered in a huge brawl, and world famous reporter Carlos Williams was, quite literally, stabbed in the back. His killer? James Black, the frog. You heard me right. This young frog is now held in a heavily guarded prison cell, and has tried to escape on 7 different occasions. Sokero was found soon after escaping in a helicopter and yelling, “That’s what you get Anna Banana!!!” But was immediately shot down by Anna Rizzo’s tranquilizer dart and fell into a lake. Unfortunately she survived. We do not know where she is now but it appears she is living in a forest near the lake she fell in. We have yet to seek her, as the government is afraid she is armed. More updates coming soon!