Declan Farnwourth Bowe growing a mushroom on his head🍄

Gay boy Declan has developed a rather unusual shape on his head. The doctors have seen nothing like this in their history of working there. This is what Dr lumb had to say about this dodgy cut “In the 60 years of working of a doctor, I’ve never seen anything like it. People say it is the shape of his head and others say it is a dodgy cut.” Ever since this comment, doctors have tried their hardest to make it look better but turns out an actual mushroom has grown on his scale. I am soo glad that isn’t me. More news about Theo fingering him later at 6:00