Dale’s EX-Bump Hits A Roadblock In Court Case

Dale Ann Leonard, prominent thug of Morgan City, is being sued by a bump on her forehead she had removed. Dale Ann was unavailable for comment due to heavy constipation which began earlier in the evening. Bump, former benign tumor which occupied majority of Dale’s already enormous forehead, is furious about the removal stating the two had been happily married for years, and it did not put up with all of her stinky farts and alley stories for this bullshit. Garbage truck works have filed multiple acts of sexual harassment against Mr. Dale Leonard. Often found on most corners, Mr. Leonard would often portray the role of a promiscuous raccoon during trash pickup. When asked if she honestly thought no one would recognize her, she replied with, “stop asking me all these bitch ass questions, bruh, and get off my raccoon suit I have dick to chase.”

Locals report Dale Ann to often be crazy and wild, especially the time she rode a married man like a horse at the Spunky Monkey and got kicked out after an altercation with said wife.

Current Pet Owners,Tommy and Shirley Dehart, said they took in the dog, I mean the Dale, from the goodness of their farts, I mean hearts.