BREAKING NEWS – Prince Philip Resurrected From Dead

LONDON (FNN) – Shortly before 1 am GMT, workers at a London morgue were horrified to discover that the thought to be deceased Prince has shown signs of life, 12 days after initially being declared dead. The Prince was immediately transported to King Edward VII’s Hospital, a private hospital that has served many members of the royal family in the past. Queen Elizabeth II has not yet been informed of the developments, and it is said that she will be notified later in the morning.