Anya Sokero Dies

Anya Sokero died last night in her jail cell after licking the bars for no reason, which another inmate had laced with rat poison! This is now a worldwide holiday which we will call “Dedanya” and there will be a NYC livestream celebration tonight! You can find this on YouTube on channel 46 news. The world is a better place! Spread positivity! (Also the frogs colonized Jupiter, Updates coming soon.)