8th grader and chad of the year, Ahamid (Chad) Adam had been reporteddly raped by Tubby Mctuberrsin Faizan Khalid and Tall man Mansoor Arif. “He was found whimpering in a dumpster holding on to his dick for dear life” one witness said. “I heard high pitched moaning and blood and a thick white substance shoot on the side of my window” said another. If you have seen Mansoor or Faizan please call this number 403 222 2222 thats my number I really wanna smash.