Sir Leviticus Cornwallis The Third Of The House Of Commons found dead in Malacañang Palace

Sir Leviticus Cornwallis The Third Of The House Of Commons, more commonly known as perchance the rapper, was found dead this afternoon in Malacañang Palace. His family consisting of Gerald Anderson (known for his chocolate-making skills) and Paul Pagdilao (pro nipple rubber) are mourning his death in the Manila zoo.