Sir Leviticus Cornwallis The Third Of The House Of Commons found dead in Malacañang Palace

Sir Leviticus Cornwallis The Third Of The House Of Commons, more commonly known as perchance the rapper, was found dead this afternoon in Malacañang Palace. His family consisting of Gerald Anderson (known for his chocolate-making skills) and Paul Pagdilao (pro nipple rubber) are mourning his death in the Manila zoo. His death comes as a shock to all especially since he just debuted his first summer album titled “Perchance the rapper goes to brazil” With this album having had sold 4 copies it was the best selling album to date to come from Mr “perchance” He will soon be buried in the philippine arena and his funeral is expected to be watched by 21 people.