Reuben Baines is gay

This article confirms that Bennett student Reuben Baines is gay. This comes after Simon from site team was doing his daily sweep of the boys toilets and he opened the cubicle door and saw Reuben sucking off James Wildey. Reuben I can confirm was moaning whilst the incident occurred. After watching for at least 3 minutes Simon squashed into the cubicle and they had a satisfactory threesome. Simon has released to the media today that his occurrence was “pleasing.”