Famous adult video websites Pornhub, XVideos, and Hentie Haven all shutting down next week due to new bill congress passed after 2 years in the making.
Fans are devastated with its announcement and have rushed to digital archives immediately. Many fans seam to be uploading prank videos for internet clout. One pranker who we interview said this ” Its obviously really sad to see it go. I guess we all saw it coming after Pornhub prohibited uploading. It’s a real shame. About my wallet of course. I just bought a 20tb drive and am going to download them before they are gone for will” “… I also had to show the world how to make a cheese sandwich before it shut down of course. Where are all these women going to work after this? They better get used to the recipe I say”
To the Kitchen we go where we belonged all along. So great to see. In other news the pope was caught snorting Columbian goods this morning. Let’s take a look at the finest cochise known to man and maybe even try it!