Murderer Found!

We recently found Edward Smith dead at the bottom of a fountain. But we have caught the murderer confessing to the police of their deathly crime. The murderer is none other than, Lindsey Welch. The profound manager of Billie Eyelash, who died yesterday of COVID 19, and a former classmate of Edward. Instead of a punishment, Lindsey is crowned a hero. People are parading down the street in her name. In conclusion, the death of Edward is a blessing to all.