Local celebrity, ISpilledMyTacos arrested on several counts of Human Trafficking

This Monday morning San Valentina residents in the Oakland area housing district were awoken by ISpilledMyTacos’ house being raided by Federal Marshals followed by ISpilledMytacos being escorted outside his house in handcuffs. All of which was caught on video by shocked neighbors and bystanders. He was then taken away to the San Valentina Police Headquarters with charges ranging from human trafficking to exploitation of minors. ISpilledMytacos would reportedly traffic Arab minors into a massive underground Mexican slave rings. These allegations were filed by one of his escaped prisoners last Saturday. Her only surname; ‘Rozy’. She claimed that she was lured in by his “Valkyrie” where once she felt comfortable enough with him, he would then take advantage of her and lure her to his underground “Taki Dungeon” where he’d reportedly tie her up and cover her mouth. Once then, he’d ship her to anyone of his massive list of clientele. ISpilledMyTacos supposedly would hide and deliver his prisoners in his large empty food crates that would previously be delivered to his house which used to proudly sponsor him. Luckily as “Rozy” explained last Sunday evening, “The only reason I was able to break through the rope and escape was because of his greasy hands due to him always eating, which caused the knots to loosen.” Before breaking out, “Rozy” supposedly waited until ISpilledMytacos fell asleep from gross eating. Soon after he fell asleep, she slipped her way out of her flimsy restraints and bashed her way through the weak wood of the food crates where she’d claimed to of stole his keys to unlock the “Taki Dungeon” doors and steal his famous and rare Blue Actilla which was actually spotted by roaming paparazzi and widely thought to be stolen since no one recognized the driver at that time. She then arrived at the the San Valentina Headquarters where she was promptly taken in by authorities.