Government Leak Shows “Kermit the Frog” Actually won 2nd Place in the US Election

On March 28, 2021 a recorded Zoom meeting was leaked to Facebook, Instagram, and Reddit. In this video, you see the White House Secretary, Staff, and Former President Donald Trump discussing how to determine the new president. Trump yells repeatedly at his staff before saying, “It’s clear Kermit was 2nd place in the election, and I was 3rd, but If I say that I was 2nd it will make a huge difference in my future deals with China.” Neither President Biden nor former President trump has responded to the video, but White House staff have admitted there was some, quote, “Shady business with the election.” What will come next? Who knows…