Breaking News: Cake is officially banned from the United States

Cake is going to be banned from the US by the choice of President Joe Biden. Biden tells new reporters that 8,000 people in the US have been poisoned by this popular dessert. 4,000 people have been reported dead. Due to these terrible deaths, Biden believes that it is the right thing to do to keep the people safe.
President Trump has also gotten involved with this crisis, he is even saying that cake is the very thing that caused the pandemic Covid 19 and that he had scientists prove this theory. However, Trump was seen eating a triple layer chocolate fudge cake with his hands, we know this really happened because there is pictures of Trump with chocolate smeared all over his hands and face. Trump says that the pictures were photoshopped and he hadn’t eaten cake in years, Unfortunately for him, one of his cooks came forward and accused Trump of demanding aggressively for him to make him that very cake. Trump is now in jail for lying and breaking the law, and cake is still banned from the United States.