Ayden Grover has been charged with 37 sexual assault cases with peoples cats’.

Ayden has not only been accused of stealing peoples’ cats’ and sexually assaulting them he has also been charged with 4th degree murder of Ligma Balls. Ayden has now been caught after being in a shootout with the cops for 5 hours. He couldn’t seem to hit any shots but he kept yelling slurs at the cops. Ayden said, ” All I ever wanted was to have fun with a cat.” Later that day one of the cats he stole died due to how small his wiener was. Nobody knows how this has happened but it did. Ayden is now facing 75 years in prison and 3 years in an insane asylum.