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10 reasons why you are Adolf Hitler the 30-year straight Nobel peace prize winner number 1 you are good at oral and anal sex number 2 you have 13 stds and you have been diagnosed with aids 15 times 3 your name is richard and you have a bbc that is 9 inches long 4 you have a subway foot long number 5 you eat your moms foot on ice number 6 you get railed by a kid named johnny yes i know he sounds like a virgin and you number 6n you like joe biden like bro vladimir puton should’ve won number 7 you get railed by barney and cailu