COVID-19 Plan Officially Modified

The COVID vaccine is now being fast-tracked after new research has come to light. The vaccine has officially managed to hold no side effects, making it the first completely clean, completely trustable vaccine. However, most people have decided they don’t trust this suspicious move by the U. S and Arab Government. We have no further details, unfortunately, due to the government, once again, unfortunately have failed to comment, response fending. EDIT: Just in, they have said that this is the only thing that they can say at the moment.
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