Covid-19 did NOT start in China

As most rumors tell, the global pandemic started in Wuhan, China by people consuming bats. Bats contain much bacteria that could in fact cause death if improperly consumed. A tourist from Michigan, United States reported seeing a Chinese woman eat a bat. After much research across the country, the woman was eating rotten chicken and got food poisoning shortly after. Covid-19 actually started when the scientists took bag DNA to relate it to the Coronavirus. The scientists misused the DNA and accidentally added it to the flu vaccine. The whole time you thought you were protecting yourself before the release of the Covid Vaccine, you were injecting bat DNA into your blood causing Covid-like symptoms and even Death.