BREAKING: THE FIRST NAME JONATHAN HAS BEEN MADE ILLEGAL IN NORWAY

After the proposal was brought up in late November 2019, the Norwegian government has outlawed the first name Jonathan, effective from 1 March 2021. Our sources state that the highly controversial decision was made after a young boy, 8-year-old Jonathan Ginnes Hansen insulted a government official. The 4,070 men and boys in the country have received a 6-month long timeframe to change their names, or else they will face serious consequences.