Mullan found guilty of stealing the pasta pots!!

Earlier this week, mullan was arrested on suspicion of stealing all the pasta pots from tesco! Today during his trial, he was found guilty- he has been sentenced to a c67 covid and will be put into isolation for the rest of the week- a taste of his own medicine. He will have a life- long ban from tesco (no more pasta pots for mullan!!)

His colleague; nicknamed ‘cocktail’ for privacy reasons, said ‘i am completely shocked that mullan would do such thing! he is supposed to be setting an example to the children, anyways, i’d better get back to my cocktail before my kids get their hands on it!! remember; kindness spreads kindness!!!’