In today’s news Fucklottia has been reported to be raping their students and feeding them monkey shit. The principal had this to say: “yea we feed them monkey shit, it’s to teach them about real life.” Parents dont care because the dictator of Fucklottia, Toivo Saarikoski, has been reported saying: “school doesnt teach them math and science but about real life and you are mad? You people are insane.”
Daily news: somebody once told the prime minister “I think you’ll die soon” this person is the prime suspect of the investigation into The prime minister’s death.