Did Aryan Shah KILL George Floyd? *NOT CLICKBAIT*

Aryan Shah, a member of the ECC (Extra Chromosome Club), is found GUILTY of killing George Floyd. This happened when Aryan clicked on an advertisement leading to a Gay Fap community page, where he met the love of his life, George Floyd. After they met, Aryan drove 20 miles in a dick-mobile searching for George, but when Aryan finally found him at his house, George was caught Rocket League cosplaying with his friend Derek, as they penetrated each other with a Dorito found at the back of a dumpster. Aryan was furious, and shoved his dump truck asshole right in George’s face which caused him to suffocate will mass loads of shit in his nasal passages. Aryan needed to get away with this, so he convinced Derek Chauvin to have anus play with him so when Aryan was eating Derek’s butt, he ate a intestine which caused Derek to die. When the police showed up, he claimed Derek killed George Floyd, but this was not the case. When the detectives had a huge orgy with the cops, they realized they should check Aryan’s phone. When they checked, they found the song “Wishing Well,” which was George’s favorite song. They knew Aryan was GUILTY! When the judge heard about Aryan’s gay fantasties in court, Judge Judy said, “Was this consenual,” and Aryan replied, “He’s curious george.”
Reported by an anonymus friend.