Boy found swimming in a toilet on top of earth.

Our officials say the boy’s name was Jack Sterling and he was located in France swimming in a poop filled toilet. He was small enough to not get stuck luckily but he has been arrested for pooping on the Eiffel Tower and barfing on the original Mona Lisa. He has been sentenced to 675578957868276526765236478564673247863246723462 years in Prison.