Ultra-Rare form of Obamnium discovered in East Dakota.

East Dakota – Just days after East Dakota was granted statehood by President Clickbaitz and Vice President oKilled. A mysterious substance known as Obamnium was discovered, but this was a very special form, this was Pure Obamnium, the only discovered form of this powerful substance of it’s kind. Other Obamnium that was discovered was known to contain other substances like Bidenium or Trumpium, but this was 100% pure Obamnium. “It is truly an amazing discovery”. – Professional Memeologist Joe Mama PhD. Replied after the discovery. “Obamnium of this degree could help us discover mysteries like Obama’s last name, or the name of the donkey from Shrek”.