Sophie is officially a transgender

This drastic article comes after Bennett student Sophie Auld was taking a pee in the girls toilets and during which someone unlocked the cubicle. Site team leader Adrian ( loads of dandruff ) was the man to unlock the door, he walked in and touched the girls leg and said “don’t worry everything is going to be ok, I’m here now.” After being so alarmed by this Sophie stood up forgetting where she was and to Adrian’s surprise there was a dick attached to her fanny. Adrian decided that he didn’t mind and made the decision to fuck her/him anyway. I can now report that they both had a fab experience.