Santa Claus Officially Declared DEAD!!!

Your little ones may be getting a surprise this holiday season – but not the kind of surprise they were expecting. We have bad news to share with you and your family. Christmas will not be the same this year due to a shocking and unfortunate discovery. Santa Claus is dead!!! Yes, we were all upset by this discovery, but experts found his body buried in a tomb under a church in Turkey. There is no way to determine whether he was murdered or died of natural causes. We do know, however that he died somewhere in the mid-fourth century. So this Christmas, hold on tight to your loved ones and gently give them he bad news. May you rest in peace, Saint Nick. We all hold you dear in our hearts.