Olly Bowart loses virginity to ugly sluts

This article confirms the rumour that Bennett memorial student Oliver Bowart is no longer a virgin. This idea was finally confirmed when the head of site team Adrian walked into the boys toilets and saw that Olly was fucking a girl named Sophie Auld in a cubicle. Adrian the dandruff king made the risky decision to join in with Oliver and Sophie. Adrian has now released a statement to the press that he “really enjoyed the encounter” Adrian has now stolen Olly’s Girl and is doing dodgey stuff with her as I report to you.