NYPD issues warrant for the arrest of man believed to have terrorized popular downtown bar

Following the review of security tapes previously thought to be lost the NYPD now seeks to arrest Simon Burns, an individual believed to have caused an excess of $1500 in destruction of property after shouting “oh boy!” and charging through the bar front window. The owner claims Burns was originally escorted out of the Orchard St. bar for refusing to stop smoking a vaping device and lurking outside of the women’s restroom.