Local furry enthusiast Nathan Carpenter takes a bullet for furries after anti-furry squad captures the notoroius furry Carpenter nathan

Nathan carpenter dies after getting shot by Assistant Sargent Michael Connell. Lawmakers at D.C say this murder was justified and was wanted for a long time. This is channel 64, the most trustworthy news

breaking news, nathan carpenter’s house was raided and turns out he was gay as well lol! i guess his death was the best part of this year. furry down furry down mission accomplished