Joe Biden dead at 78, involved in fatal car accident

Joe Biden has been involved in a fatal car accident this evening traveling to a small town in northern New Jersey. He was taken to Bergen medical center in an airlift and admitted to the ER. His partner , Vice President Kamala Harris suffered a broken collar bone and a fracture in her left knee. Kamala Harris will now be the future president of the United States. The other people in the car accident were struck by joe Biden’s security guard who was driving the Cadillac Escalade earlier today. The people that were struck were admitted to the hospital immediately and are being taken to jail once in stable condition for getting in the way of wonderful pedophile joe Biden.