How much Pee is too much?

A Lieutenant by the name of Oscar Lopez starts drinking all of the water in the ocean only providing him with more blubber. All of this commotion of having not a single drop off water was a surprise but so was all the piss that came out of his elephant dick (Properly measured and tasted by scientist Kayash Hassain). The world was covered in yellow salty water as the overgrown water balloon lieutenant Lopez was pissing everywhere.