Famed Actor Johnny Depp Caught Farting

The “Pirates of the Caribbean” actor was seen outside a Denny’s on one of their lunch benches. According to a witness, he subtly lifted his right butt cheek and squeezed out a silent killer right there, trying to make sure no one noticed.

“It was weird,” said the witness. “It’s one thing seeing one of your favorite childhood actors, but it’s another thing seeing them fart.”