Emma Tilson is a Fake Bitch

Early in the morning of December 8, around midnight, 20 year-old Emma Tilson was found guilty of being a fake bitch. Tilson is a resident of DumbHoeville, Cuntucky.
BREAKING NEWS UPDATE*** (update: 12:30:00 AM EST)
This just in, information from an anonymous source says that Tilson will never have a boyfriend.