Elon Musk has taken over Europe.

Due to a new satellite that was launched last Sunday, Billionaire Elon Musk was enabled to use “mind controlling” microchips attached to the brain stem to take most of Eastern Europe by surprise last Thursday, (December Third). Soon the satellite’s orbital pattern will bring it over Northern Michigan by 4:11 A.M. Saturday morning. The United States Space Force will be launching an orbital missile platform to shoot down Musk’s satellite.