*BREAKING NEWS* Ethan Lipsie Found Having Sex And Losing His Virginity With Gorilla

Famous Twitch streamer and entertainer Ethan Lipsie has been caught on camera doing the deed with a gorilla??!! The zookeepers were shocked as they told us about what had happened to their poor and innocent gorilla Lucy. “Hey at least it was a female and not a male gorilla” Tom, one of the zoo exhibit overseers told our crew in an interview. “Ya know, I’ve never seen anything like it”, reported Daryl the zoos janitor, “that kid was balls deep in that thing, or maybe his dick was just small I really couldn’t tell from a distance”. Ethan Lipsie is now facing several charges against him and his lawyers are defending him by saying “[Ethan] has a micro-penis and never actually made contact with the gorilla, it just looked that way from a view”.