Last night, a twitter user who went by the username “ShitCutest” was hit by a car whilst crossing the street and later died in the hospital.
The person suspected to be the perpetrator of this accident is no other than twitter user “teetharerotten” otherwise known as Kalisha. Earlier that day, Kalisha was spotted escaping the whale exhibit in a local SeaWorld. Nobody knows exactly why she was trying to escape.
Kalisha has since been brought back to SeaWorld, and ShitCutest’s funeral will be held at 3:45 PM tomorrow in the woods.