Helsinki
Toivo Yliherne told reporters Sunday he is breaking up with Finnish President Alvar Yliherne. He told reporters the reason for the breakup was Toivo witnessing Yliherne drink Pizza after which Yliherne stuffed Toivo into a trumpet. Toivo is expected to become a occaisonally successful very random chess player. ” My goal is to finish Seventh in The Southeast Karjala cup this year.” He remarked.