Special Education: Does It Work?

University of My Ass just published a new study this Tuesday. They looked at the effectiveness of special education programs in public school. Dr. Dick Weed commented on his research, “Special education has had tremendous growth potential for students. However there is a one percent that shows no difference. Especially with pug owners.” Dr. Dick goes on to report, “Gaming also has negative affects especially on the retards.” They looked at the case study of Nathan Martin. Weed explained, “This fucker just got dumber over time. I don’t fucking understand. Also he is kinda gay now.” These studies are a tremendous advance in new special education and the future is bright for all its participants. Except for Nathan Martin…