President Yliherne hailed for “progressive new laws”

Helsinki

President Yliherne was largely hailed by the world on Wednesday after he agreed to a new law banning Police from shooting protesters. This is a drastic turnaround as Yliherne recently pushed for a law mandating Police shoot anybody resembling a protestor. The turnaround could be related to McDonald’s new 3 dollar nugget deal which Yliherne reportedly loves as well as Finnish Football star Teemu Pukki who saw Yliherne ordering at McDonald’s shortly after. “I was just getting a bigmac before the match and then I see him”, he remarked. Today Protests erupted just for the joy of the occasion chanting the silliest things like “The egg came before the Chicken” and “Hesburger is good”. One couple told Channel46news how they felt. “oh this is a joyous day indeed, we have already been shot in the leg six times and beaten twice but hey we’re alive,” they told.