PRESIDENT TRUMP FOUND DEAD IN APPARENT AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION MISHAP

U.S President Donald J. Trump was found dead in the Oval Office earlier today after engaging in apparent autoerotic asphyxiation and losing consciousness, officials say. Although no one was seen entering or leaving the office where the president was residing unattended for approximately 20 to 25 minutes before being found, the possibility of foul play is not being ruled out.