Poo has been rationed

Poo has been rationed. The Government has decided that for everyone 1 person in a household, equals 1 poo for a week. The Government have created monthly checks, where someone checks your sewers/drain, they then take tests and works out how many poos you should of done in a month. If it is more than the amount you should have done they make you unblock the sewers. They decided this because the sewers has become increasingly more often blocked, meaning they have to pay a lot of money to send people down there and it often causes injuries and illnesses Or even death because of the intoxicating smell of poo and bad air they are forced to smell and breath in so often ( 6 days a week)