Playstation Fives are the leading cause of US housefires.

Customers of Sony have reported that their copies of the Playstation 5 Video Game console have faulty batteries, which leak combustible acid while running and while dormant. Reportedly five (5) houses have been brought to the ground due to this defect, and now the question is spreading; is this a global mishap, or a scheme by terrorists abroad to take down America and Christianity?