In a shocking turn of events, Mr. Vajindal, formerly respected by many as a clapper of female cheeks has come out as gay. Sources close to Mr. Vajindal say that he has on multiple occasions reported “stiff nether regions” in response to watching highlights of Mr. Stephen Curry, a lightskin basketball player on the golden state warriors. These sources also inform me that Mr. Vajindal, tends to feel similar attraction to other lightskin athletes, a primary example being Mr. Patrick Mohomo.
We are very shocked to hear this turn of events from Mr. Vajindal and wish him the best of luck in his homosexual endeavors. We advise all masculine friends of Mr. Vajindal to watch out for his advances, as rumours are swirling he is very aggressive in his sexual desires.