Local Fort Frye Student is sneaking into houses and tickling buttholes

Beware local Fort Frye student loves to tickle buttholes so lock up your doors or you’ll be in for a rude awakening when you feel a slight object go up your butthole late at night the suspect said “ You never know how good it is until you slip a finger up there and then you feel the warmth of the anus”stated Kelson McCurdy.