Local Fort Frye kid is the biggest simp to hit earth

This student Carter Brooker is the biggest simp you will ever meet. His friends said he never hangs out with them anymore and all he does is get pegged by his gf kaitlynn. One of his friends Joe Stevens has this to say “ That mother fucker is just to wifed up and will never hang out with us we part and invite him and he says no can’t while he goes and gets pegged by his girlfriend”. Lane Johns had this to say as well “The kid is dumb because just last week she was at my house cheating on him and he doesn’t even know he’s a stupid mf”. The real question is will Carter Brooker ever stop simping and getting pegged and start partying and hanging out with his friends.