Local Boy Took 46 Bullets to Save His Classmates During School Shooting

Mountain View High School senior Casey Snell is in critical condition this morning after a special ed student wearing joker makeup went on a rampage. Eyewitness reports suggest this was a call to action addressed at oppressed gamers around. “GAMERS RAISE UP! SOCIETY! BIG BIG CHUNGUS! So on and so forth.” Said Deputy Chief of the MV police department Carl Crawford when he was asked about the incident. One of Caseys classmates describes her experience. “That guy just ran into the classroom screeching about fortnite and then he did a backflip of the teachers desk and noscoped the emo kid. We just stared in shock as he fortnite danced over the body screaming all kinds of obscenities before running out into the next classroom and doing the same.” There are a confirmed 12 students dead and 67 injured.